Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 18, 1997
February 17, 1997
February 19, 1997
Transcript:
Mary: Abe, I need you to do me a favor... I realize your stovepipe hat is part of your identity, but do you have to wear it ALL THE TIME? Please, take it off... For ME! Abe: I'm... I'm too ashamed! You see, my hat covers up an unsightly WART on the top of my head! Mary: That won't matter to me, my love! Take it off! TAKE IT OFF! Abe: Oh, MARY! Mary: Opp. Put it back on."
I don’t think he even HAD a wart on his head. The hat was for storing papers, by the way.