Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 13, 1997

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man: BATTER UP! Nate: Oh HO! Look who's up! T.J.! The guy who stole Jenny away from me! Get a load of mister superstar here! He thinks he's so great! Well, here's my chance to show the world that I am the better man! Let's see...I could make him look bad with my devastating knuckle-curve...I could overpower him with my awesome fastball...or ring him up with my amazing slider...I could blow my split-finger by him...baffle him with my change-up...Yes, I could HUMILIATE him in any one of a dozen ways! zing! PLUNK! Nate: ...but I'm just not that kind of guy! boy: OW!