Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 14, 1997

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Coach: Down to the endline and back, fast as you can! ...GO! Coach: Um...Nate? Nate: Yeah, Coach? Coach: Any reason you're not doing wind sprints? Nate: Yeah! I'm the goalie! During a GAME, a goalie doesn't have to sprint! Most of the time he's just standing around! Coach: Ah, so then, why sprint during PRACTICE? Nate: Right! Coach: In fact, why not just relax and LIE DOWN? Nate: NOW you're talkin', Coach! Don't mind if I do! Coach: Not on your back. Twenty-nine... Nate: Oof!