Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 30, 1997
Transcript:
Nate: Hi ya, Francis! You like my costume? Francis: What the heck are you supposed to be? A hot dog? Nate: A HOT DOG?? NO, you idiot! I'm a CHEEZ DOODLE! Everyone's favorite snack food! Unlike YOUR all-too-conventional Dracula outfit, MY costume is ORIGINAL! I'm UNIQUE! Francis: Nevertheless, you look like a weenie. Nate: Where's a wooden stake when you need one?
Oh wow, where would you get a costume like that?