Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 09, 1997

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CELEBRITY Chat! Here's your host: BIFF BIFFWELL! Biff: Hello, friends! I'm here once again with our old friend...DAN CUPID! Dan: Howdy ho, Biff! Biff: Dan, I understand that today you'll be attempting something quite CHALLENGING! Dan: Right you are! I'll be trying to find a mate for everyone's favorite lonely bachelor...DAD! Biff: What's the first step, Dan? Dan: The first set is simply to fly around, looking for single women in Dad's general area! Then, when you spot a likely prospect, you simply take aim and FIRE! Biff: Sounds foolproof! Dan: Oops! No, it's not foolproof, Biff. In fact, I've just made a rather serious mistake. Biff: What kind of mistake? Dan: Bad aim. Ever heard of that phrase, "puppy love"? Dad: HEY! HEY! NO! DOWN! Nate: Can we keep him, Dad? Can we keep him?