Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 29, 1998

Transcript:

Chip Chipson: Greetings, friends! we're chatting with love-meister Dan Cupid about the yearly madness known as Spring Fever! Dan Cupid: what's the word Chip? Chip Chipson: Let's start with the basics, Dan: WHY is Spring known far and wide as the " season of love"? Dan Cupid: Cupid Training Chip. Dan Cupid: When Spring arrives, hundreds of apprentice cupids graduate from our "Love Academy" and begin their training period " in the field" ! Dan Cupid: This is the first time these trainees have have had a chance to use actual "love darts" on real people! Dan Cupid: As you might expect, they want to earn their stripes! so they shoot at anything that moves! Even if that target has already been hit! Chip Chipson: But... doesn't that cause problems? Dan Cupid: Well...yes, it can get ugly... women: Hiiiii... boy: Hi girl: Hey!