Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 31, 1998
Transcript:
NATE: Trick or treat, Mr. Eustis! EUSTIS: Well, hello, Nate! Who are you supposed to be? NATE: I'll give you a hint: I'm a bald, pudgy, middle-aged divorce with absolutely no social life. EUSTIS: Are you making fun of my, young man? NATE: These bald, pudgy, middle-aged divorces are a touchy group.
Ya know, I never knew Mr. Eustis WAS divorced.