Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 15, 1998
Transcript:
FRANCIS: Come on. Let's hit the food court. NATE: In a sex, Francis. I'm doing some Christmas shopping for my sister. FRANCISL For your sister? In "Klassik Komix?" NATE: Hey, let's face facts! She's hated every gift I've ever given her! So why not buy her something that, after she rejects it, I can enjoy? FRANCIS: Gee, what makes you think she'll reject this "Bambi The Bodacious Bounty Hunter" poster? NATE: It's better to give and receive, I always say!
I’m pretty sure Ellen will not enjoy that Nate.