Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 27, 1998

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NATE: Whoa whoa! Halt! ELLEN: What's your problem? NATE: You are my problem! You and your figure skates! We're playing hockey here, Ellen! We can't have you you hacking up our rink with your little pricks! Figure skating is an abomination! It's an insult to ice everywhere! Can anyone tell me why figure skates were even invented in the first place? POINK! YOWOWOWOW!! ELLEN: Ooh! Triple axel! FRIEND: Lousy form though.