Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 24, 1999
Transcript:
Mrs. Godfrey: Nate, when I said your report was " Tangential," what I meant was this: Mrs. Godfrey: You focused far too much on the trivial aspects of George Washington's life! His wooden teeth, his height, the name of his horse... Mrs. Godfrey: Try writing it again, but this time, stick to the basics! approach it like a real reporter! George Washington and his sex life.
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