Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 13, 1999
Transcript:
Nate: I've given up the trombone It's not helping me get girls at all! I'm gonna take up a different instrument! Francis: Guitar? Nate: No, that hurts my fingers. Francis: Saxophone? Nate: Too many keys. Francis: Trumpet? Nate: No, no! Instrument that's easy to play but will still attract the babes like moth to a flame! Francis: a drumroll, please. Nate: The kazoo!
stop talking to him hes not real and get a life