Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 02, 1999
May 01, 1999
May 03, 1999
Transcript:
Francis: What a game Teddy: It was nice to actually win one. Nate: Hmph! Some game! Nate: I walked four times and didn't get a single ball hit to me in the field! Nate: Look at my uniform! Not a single smudge! Not a single stain! Nate: If we run into anyone we know, they'll think I spent the entire game on the bench! Nate: I've got to mess up my uniform so that I look like a ballplayer! Nate: Do you think I want to walk around looking like a loser? Francis: The evidence certainly supports that, yes. Nate: Hello!
Hes never been a borehe will draw some morehe thinks hes really greathe puts cheez doodles on his platehis teacher is a hoghe will never get a doghis dad is such a goonthe women will never swoonhis mom has gone awaycheez doodles make him shout hoorayhe’s in love with jenny and wants to kissbut she will just usually diss his stupidity never endshe gets wedgied by his friendshe likes to rake your leavescats are one of his pet peeveshe is in middle schooldogs rule and they droolhes terrible at schoolsoccer, baseball, basketballhes really awful at them allsister’s too obsessed with beautymrs godfreys way too moodyhe does pictures on his slateHES BIG NATEbig nate theme song full version