Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for June 21, 1999
June 20, 1999
June 22, 1999
Transcript:
Francis: Pickles! Hello, girl! Hi, honey! Francis: A boy and his cat! What could be better? Nate: I'll tell you what! How about a bit and his dog?! Francis: *Sigh...* You're not going to start all that "dogs are better than cats" stuff again are you? Nate: Actually, yes I - Francis: ARE you? Nate: Nyaaa! Get it away! Get it away!
That reminds me of what happened yesterday. A kid in the neighborhood said that my dog was ugly, and really, really, stupid. He walked a little closer to her, and she starts screaming, “Get him away! Get him away! He’s gonna bite me! He’s gonna bite me!” She might as well been insulting me, so I told my dog to chase her. He did. I feel no sympathy.