Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 20, 1999
Transcript:
"The love doctor is in!" Dan Cupid! Dan's evil brother Stan pays a visit... Stan: Ah-ha! Here's a couple who'll be immune o your "anti-love" darts! Dan: They've been happily married for fifty years! You'll never be able to split them up! Stan: Yeah? just watch! Oh, Diane... Diane... Diane... Diane... Diane... Diane... Diane... Diane... Dan: See? It didn't work! Stan: Wait. You know I never realized how much I hate that name!
Okay, that’s just plain evil.