Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 03, 1999

Transcript:

Francis: What's with the goofy hat? Nate: Goofy hat? This is a beret! It's going to help me attract girls! Nate: Wearing a beret means you're an artistic type!... And girls love artistic types! This thing instantly makes me a babe magnet! Francis: So... Wearing a piece of colored felt on your head somehow makes you irresistible to women? You don't have to make it sound stupid. Francis: I'm afraid I have no choice.