Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 09, 1999

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Teddy: A B-minus two B-pluses, and two A's! Not too shabby! Nate: Why do they call them "report cards", anyway? They're not cards! Nate: A card comes in an envelope!... With a message! Like 'Wish you were here!"... Or "Congratulations!"... Or "Happy birthday!" ... Or... Teddy: "With deep sympathies"! Nate: The deepest.