Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 28, 1999
Transcript:
Nate: Major study session! Francis: Okay, here's another one: Francis: Briefly describe what the "Monroe Doctrine" was. Nate: Hmmm... Well, whatever it was, it obviously involved some guy named Monroe... Nate: Monroe Doctrine, you said? So that means he was a doctor, maybe... Right? But I don't remember any doctors in my class notes... Nate: But speaking of doctors... (hee hee!)... Wanna see my latest "Doctor Cesspool" comic? He amputates this guy's foot, see, and then... Oh! Nate: That reminds me! Did you see Jeff Brinker's foot after phys. Ed on Friday? The thing was the size of a basketball! All swollen and bruised and - Nate: What was the question? Francis: He usually does better with "multiple choice."
I HAVE SHORT TERM MEMORY, OK!?!