Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 28, 2000
January 27, 2000
January 29, 2000
Transcript:
"How come this girl's getting such high scores? The other girl was much better!" "Tatiana can jump higher, but Tiffany's artistic interpretation was flawless. The judges loved her choreography." "Plus, her costume was a Vera Wang. And her smile was a lot less fake." "And still you persist in your claim that this is a sport." "It is!!"
Figure skating is not a sport in my books. Along with dance, archery, rhythmic gymnastics, rifling, and synchronized swimming. They are hobbies.