Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 12, 2000

Transcript:

"Well, I had to visit every card shop in town, but I did it!" "I found a Valentine card for Mrs. Godfrey that isn't all mushy and gushy." "Lemme see" "This says 'Happy Retirement'." "I'm going to cross out 'retirement' and write 'Valentine's Day.'" "While you're at it, why not give her a half-eaten box of candies?" "Think the retirement idea might filter through? You know, subliminally?"