Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 08, 2000

Transcript:

"Nate 'Scoop' Wright reporting for the Weekly Bugle, Mr. Rosa! I've got a few questions for you!" "Is there some hanky panky going on between you and any other teachers? Miss La Chance, perhaps? Or maybe... (Rowr)... Ms. Benkins?" "What?" "Nate, I'm a married man!" "Exactly! That's what makes it news!" "Makes what news??" "You tell me! Man, this is like pulling teeth!"