Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 15, 2000

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"What is that?" "This? It's a scar!" "Oh, it's not a real scar, of course! I drew it on myself with a marker! Pretty cool, don't you think? It looks real!" "It makes me look mysterious! That's the effect I was going for! I want to look mysterious!" "For what it's worth you're a total mystery to me." "Yeah, but in a 'come hither, gals' sort of way?"