Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 22, 2000

Transcript:

"I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille!" "He's Moe Mentum, Hollywood action hero!" "Moe visits his agent..." "Great news, Moe! I just got you a starring role in a new movie!" "Really? That's fantastic!" "I've got to warn you, though: this is not a major studio production. They're working with a low budget." "Hey, that's okay! Some of the best films are small budget ventures! You know: sensitive 'artsy' movies!" "Exactly. Here's the script." "'Night of the Profoundly Disturbed Slasher'." "They want to know: can you provide your own goalie mask?" "Cont'd"