Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for June 08, 2000

Transcript:

"Ooh, yes! There's just one bag of Bar-B-Que chips left!" "Sorry, Teddy. I've got dibs on those." "Nice try, Nate! You didn't call dibs!" "Yes, I did! As soon as I got up this morning!" "Splut! You can't just call preemptive dibs on something before it even happens!" "Crunch! Why not?" "You...you're shredding the very fabric of dibs etiquette!" "I know. Burp! Beat you to it."