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"Playing chess?" "We WERE. It's all over." "You beat Dad, eh?" "Waxed him. He was pathetic." "How long did he last? About ten minutes?" "Ten? Try FIVE!" "My humiliation is complete." HA HA HA HA HA HA HA "It was like: Dad! Stick to 'Yahtzee'!"
Nate should play Ellen.