Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 28, 2000

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He's a Doctor! He's a CLONE! DR. CESSPOOL! DR. CESSPOOL! "Nurse, I'm afraid my cloning experiment may not be the success I'd thought." "In what way, Doctor?" "Well, a clone is supposed to be an exact replica, right? Theoretically, this Dr. Cesspool is identical to me in every way!" "And yet...he's slow-witted, he's clumsy, he's a lousy doctor...He's an absolute BUFFOON!" Several moments of awkward silence later... "You're supposed to chuckle and say something reassuring." "I'm afraid I can't do that."