Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 20, 2000

Transcript:

Time once again for the adventures of...SUPERDAD! The world's only bald superhero! (with a slight paunch) And introducing dim-witted sidekick...MegaTEEN! MT: Dang! She fights crime AND chronic acne! One fine day... SD: Ye gads! MT: What is it, Superdad? SD: It's that fiends, Garbage-Man! He's coming up the street! MT: Already? It's not even 8 AM! The devious devil! He knows we're not ready for him! MT: What will we do? SD: What else? --> dramatic pause SD: Take out the garbage! MT: Um...what are you looking at me for? SD: Well, I certainly can't do it! Not with my bulging disk! MT: Well, I can't either! Garbage is so smely and gross! SD: Then that means this is a job for... MT: CHORE-BOY! O.S.: NATE!