Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 03, 2000

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BACK-TO-SCHOOL "DO AND DON'T" GUIDE!! by Nate Wright DO: Ride the bus!! "Par-tay!" "Dang! Turn off the 'N Sync!" DON'T: Get driven to school by a parent! DAD: Remember to use those handi-wipes after lunch! I love you son!" DO: Get back-to-school supplies! NATE: This notebook holds 6 candy bars and a juice box! TEDDY: Cool! DON'T: Get a back-to-school haircut! NATE: What with the hat? FRANCIS: None o' your beeswax. DO: Talk to "new kids!" NATE: Well, hel-lo there! Can I show you around? DON'T: Talk to new teachers! FRANCIS: And what's YOUR approach to teaching math? "What a brown-nose!" "Let's wedgie him later!" DO: Catch-up on all the gossip! NATE: Hey, Dave! How's Sharon? DAVE: She...I...We...*SOB!* NATE: Oh. Sorry, man. DON'T: Ask Kevin Gladchuk "how was your summer?" KEVIN: Funny you should ask. I have here some photos. DO: Stand up to 7th-grade bullies! NATE: DON'T! DON'T!! BULLY: Hey, guys! Join in!