Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 01, 2000

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COACH: All right, weaklings! Let's do some tai chi! NATE: Coach! What are we doing today? COACHL Juggling or square dancing! Your choice! NATE: **SPUTTER!!** Juggling? Square dancing? COACH: Uh huh. NATE: But those aren't even sports! COACH: They're part of the phys ed. curriculum. NATE: Cuuriculum schmurriculum!! What does square dancing have to do with anything?? NATE: How about a good old-fashioned game of "bombardment?" Or some floor hockey? Huh? How 'bout it? Isn't the whole point of phys. ed to break a sweat? COACH: Absolutely. FIFTY MORE. Then mop up that puddle.