Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 12, 2000
November 11, 2000
November 13, 2000
Transcript:
Wide Receiver Nate "the great" Wright NATE: I need a nickname. All the great football players have nicknames. You know, like Deion Sanders is "Prime Time" ...Jerome Bettis is "The Bus." But I can't think of a good nickname for myself! Maybe something will come to me. Hey Spitsy! What are you doing? Hey! Get off me! Get off! Spitsy!! Lemme go!! RRRIP! FRANCIS: How about "Flash?" NATE: Just find me a towel.
…and then Jenny comes over. What will she do?
She will either…
A) Look at Nate in disgust and say “I’m not coming near you again, jerk!”
B) Look at Nate and say “You look good naked! I’m going to dump Artur now and go out with you!”
C) Call the police and report that a naked boy is around town.
D) Try to look at Nate but Francis blocks her view of seeing Nate naked.
E) Look at Nate but she will ignore him and keep walking.