Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 09, 2000

Transcript:

"This is ridiculous! How are we supposed to play hockey with my sister and her figure-skating pals hacking up the ice?" "...And it's not like they're any good at it! I mean, it's not like they're Michelle Kwan out there!" "Who's Michelle Kwan?" "She's a figure skater, isn't she?" "Do you watch figure skating?!" "Big mistake."