Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 12, 2001

Transcript:

Biff Biffwell's celebrity Interview! Today's guest Dan Cupid "Friends I'm here with famed matchmaker Dan cupid." "Sorry Bif, no time." "I can't do an interview right now. I'm behind chedule and if I don't pick up the pace I won't meet my quota." "Quoat? You have a quota?" "Right. i'm under contract to bring together a pre-determined number of couples each week." "Even if they're not compatible?" "A 50% divorce rate. It's the industry's dirty little secret."