Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 28, 2001
Transcript:
"Did you hear that Megan's party on Friday is gonna be couples only?" "Yeah, Sheila and I are going." "Well, i can't go. It's not fair." "Oh, what's the big deal? It's just a party." "It's not 'just a party.' It's Megan's party. And her parties are always a total blast." "At her last one I broke my own cool ranch doritos consumption record!" "Which may help explain the new couples only policy."
Isn’t consumption tubercolosis?