Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 06, 2001

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FRANCIS: Man! Business is awful! TEDDY: Nobody wants their lawn mowed! NATE: Leave this to me, guys! Can my friends and I mow your lawn, Mr. Eustis? EUSTIS: No thank you, Nate. I'd rather get the exercise myself! NATE: Whoa whoa! Bad idea, Mr. Eustis! EUSTIS: What's a bad idea? NATE: Exercise for a guy like you, it could be fatal! Look at that body! Hello, heart attack! Let us do the heavy lifting! That's our specialty! We do the hard work so fat people like you can relax! NATE: Note to seld: avoid using the phrase "fat people." FRANCIS: Can we use the phrase "fat head?"