Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for June 17, 2001

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GODFREY: Nate? Will you sign my yearbook? TIME ONCE AGAIN FOR: Up-CLOSE and PERSONAL! with your host Biff Biffwell! BIFF: Friends, today my special guest is yearbook inscription expert, Alan Annual! ALAN: Warm regards, Biff! BIFF: Alan, what is a yearbook inscription expert? ALAN: Biff, we've all been asked to sign yearbooks for classmates or teachers! BIFF: **CHUCKLE** So true! ALAN: But we don't always know WHAT to write! That's where I come in! I help folks find just the right words for a pal. NATE: See you this summer, ol' pal! ALAN: ...or merely an acquaintance! NATE: Have a nice summer. ALAN: The object of one's affection... NATE: Roses are red, Violets are great, Dump that jerk Ronnie, And go out with Nate! ALAN:...or perhaps a respected mentor! NATE: Thou "art" a great teacher! (haha!) BIFF: But ALan, what if you find yourself signing the yearbook of someone you hate? ALAN: It can be done, Biff! The trick is finding the perfect phrase! There truly is an inscription for every occasion! INSCRIPTION: Mrs. Godfrey - I can't tell you how much I enjoyed your class this year. Nate.