Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 16, 2001

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P.S. 38 Weekly Bugle ACE REPORTER SCOOPS AGAIN!! NATE: Hi, Mrs. Shipulski! Nate "Scoop" Wright here from the P.S. 38 Weekly Bugle! Can I interview Prinicipal Nichols! SHIPULSKI: He's in his office with Ms. Brown right now. NATE: Oooh! Mr. Nichols and Ms. Brown! Hubba Hubba! SHIPULSKI: Wait! What are you doing? Don't make it sounds as if there's something sleazy going on! A meeting between a teacher and the principal isn't some gossip item! It's a school affair! NATE: An affair! Can I quote you on that? SHIPULSKI: NO! I didn't mean it that way! Don't write that! Don't use the word "affair!" NATE: Okay, okay... How do you spell "tryst?" Is it an "I" or a "Y?" SHIPULSKI: Sir, we have a "code red" out here.