Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 06, 2001
Transcript:
"The Hippo-What Oath?" He's... DR. CESSPOOL! Beauty-challenged teen Ellen Wright consults Dr. Cesspool about cosmetic surgery... "Isn't it awful, Doctor?" "It sure is. It's terrible." "I can't even stand to look in a mirror. It's so ugly!" "It is truly hideous. To gaze at it is an appalling, stomach-turning festival of nausea." "So you think you can fix my nose, Doctor?" "Your...uh...nose?" "Yes, my nose! What were you talking about?" "Nothing, nothing. Let's move on." cont'd!
Let’s keep this PG and say “face”