Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 22, 2001
Transcript:
"Why are you making such a big deal about a pair of figure skates?" "I play hockey, Kelly! If I wear those things, I'll be ridiculed!" "By whom? There's nobody around for miles!" "Here, I'll show you. Hand them to me." "Hey, Wright! Niiiiiiice skates!!" "WA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!" "Where are your sequins?" "See?"
I would shank those kids with the blade of the skate