Transcript:
"Tweet!" "Foul!" "On me? but I've already got four fouls!" "Sorry, kid, but..." "Wait! Let's be reasonable about this! Can't we talk it over? Here! Here!" "What's this?" "What does it look like?" "A bribe." "Wha-? No! It's a 'Chips ahoy!'"
Next time, replace the “Chips Ahoy!” with a ten dollar bill.