Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 19, 2003

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"Hey, Trivia Buffs! Test your knowledge!" "Take the...Mrs. Godfrey True of False Quiz!" "True or False: In her high school yearbook, Mrs. Godfrey listed her 'hobbies' as 'unprovoked rage' and 'lunch.'" "What are you looking' at? huh?" "True or False: At their wedding Mrs. Godfrey insisted her husband promise to 'love, honor, and cower in fear.'" "Whatever you say, dear!" "True or False: In 'The Two Towers,' Mrs. Godfrey makes a cameo appearance as 'Orc #3.'" "Aaarghhhh" "Gandalf! Help!" "True or False: Mrs. Godfrey's breath has been classified as a 'weapon of mass destruction.'" "tuna meatloaf, cheese, cabbage, rotten eggs" "True of false: to pay for college, Mrs. Godfrey worked part-time as a slim-fast 'before' model." "True or False: Mrs. Godfrey's unpublished autobiography is entitled 'Forever Torpid.'" "Check it out! True or false?" "True." "so true." "Detention" "Again?"