Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 22, 2004
Transcript:
"Well, well, well! A candy machine in the teachers' lounge!!" "But wait! How can this be? Candy isn't allowed in school! The vending machines only serve healthy snacks!" "Oh!... Silly me! That's just for students! Teachers get to eat all the sweets they want!" "But... Isn't that unfair?" "We've got to get this kid on the forensics team."
To quote Mrs. Godfrey, “I’m a teacher, I don’t have to be fair.”