Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 08, 2004

Transcript:

"As the school "nickname czar," how do you decide on the perfect name for someone?" "Oh there's not just one nickname per person!" "Take Ms. Godfrey, for example! She has many nicknames: Godzilla, she-who-must-not-be-named, bacon, hey Moe, dump truck, fried dough..." "I can't believe she's not butter, Heidi, Cruella, madonuts, the dark side of the moon, beast, Pat, ozone, Fat Albert..." "This is making me feel dirty." "Gas house, Shamu, big bang, Jabba the Hutt, Chins-r-us, egg salad, Lucifer, pass the gravy..."