Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 18, 2004
Transcript:
"Listen, Wink, I noticed during your forecast last night that your gut was covering half the east coast on the radar map!" "How about stapling your stomach, pal? It worked wonders for Al Roker!" "Wink, I thought you fat guys wer supposed to be jolly." "Stop."
Or…I shall burn you to death!