Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 21, 2005

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"This may surprise you, kid, but I didn't se out to become a portrait phtographer!" "Really?" "Indeed! The fact is that, in my youth, I aspired to become the nect George Lucas!" "Of course, that boyish dream was formed before sid Mr. Lucas made a mockery of the "Star Wars" franchise by creating "Episode I: Phantom Menace"!!" "But I'm getting ahead of myself! First, let us return to the madcap cummer of 1977..." "Time for a bathroom break."