Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 03, 2005

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"Here's Padro Martinez of the Boston Red Sox..." "Hold it. Hold it.' "Pedro's with the Mets now." "Oh, yeah. Well, forget that. I hate the Mets." "I'll be Carl Pavano of the Marlins." "The Yankess, you mean." "Ok, whatever. Here's Carl Pavano of the Yankees." "And I'm Troy Glaus of the Angels." "Wait. I think Glaus signed with Arizona." "He did?" "So who's playing third for Anaheim?" "Is it Adrian Beltre?" "Beltre's a Dodger!" "Not anymore. He signed with somebody else." "Who?" "No clue." "I don't know either." "The next time you hear somebody complaining that kids never play baseball anymore. Tell them this is why." "I'll get the frisbee."