Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 15, 2005

Transcript:

"Can I interest you in a subscription to "Dentures Today"?" Knock knock "Nobody home." "Nobody home? Nobody home at the O'Malleys'?" "Well, I knocked and..." "...And they probably didn't hear you because they're half deaf!" "These people are old, Francis! They're probably sitting inside watching game shows with the sound turned up!" Knock knock "How do you expect us to sell magazines, if you give up so easy?" Bam! bam! "Hello, boys." "Can we help you?" "We don't have time to read magazines. " Hardy har har.