Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for June 26, 2005
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"Ah! Jenny, m'lady!" "What's with all the junk?" "I was at a yard sale! They were practicaly giving stuff away!" "I got this magic 8 ball for only a quarter!" "The 8 ball never lies! allow me to demonstrate!" "Ahem! Will Jenny fall madly in love with Nate? What say you, 8 ball?" "Shake shake shake" ""No chance."" "Ha!" "Wait, wait! I din't shake it enough!" "8 ball! Will Jenny fall in love with Nate?" "Uhhh..." "Oh ho! It says NO doesn't it?" "Just a sec. The sun's too bright for me to read it." "SLAM!" "Can I have my quarter back?"
In all honesty she deserved that