Transcript:
"For the first time in my LIFE, my dad lets an animal in the house, and what IS it? A stinkin' CAT!"
"Why did he have to find a stray CAT? Why couldn't he have found a DOG??"
"Wurf!"
"...Or perhaps a hamster."
"Spitsy, what did you roll in?"
I hate to say this, but I think Spitsy rolled in… poop.