Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 24, 2005
Transcript:
"Dogs are so much better than cats." *Sigh*..."Here we go again." "Well, it's TRUE! Cats don't DO anything! Dogs DO stuff!" "Like what?" "Like FETCHING! Dogs FETCH!" "It's a SKILL that the pea-sized brain of a CAT can't comprehend! Observe!" "SPITSY! See the stick?" "WURF!" "FETCH!" PANT PANT PANT PANT PANT PANT PANT WAM! "Cripes." "Pickles! Good girl!"
People kid theirselves saying that only dogs are smart enough to play fetch…. Only cats are smart enough to NOT play fetch.