Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 20, 2005
Transcript:
"Dad, can I please have a dog for Christmas? I'll take anything! Any dog!" "Well, no, not any dog. I mean, I don't want one of those wussy little toy poodles. And I don't want a Boxer. They're too slobbery." "...And I definitely don't want a Chihuahua or a Pomeranian. They're more like rats than dogs." "...Or a Pekinese. Those hairy little things freak me out...Or a..." "Who are you talking to?"
I have a pug.