Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 21, 2006
Transcript:
Detention "Mrs. Czerwicki, can we have detention outside today?" "No." "But it's an awesome day out there!" "It's very nice in here, too." "You don't get bored sitting at a desk all afternoon?" "I'm very comfortable." "Yeah, but you could be comfortable outside! In the sun!" "Too much sun is bad for the skin." "Don't you ever have the urge to just walk around barefoot?" "With my bunions?" "Okay, forget walking. You can sit outside!" "So you're asking me to drag a chair outdoors?" "I'm just trying to be spontaneous!!" "Spontaneity is over-rated." Arrrrrrrrrg! "Mrs. Czerwicki, let your hair down!" "This is a wig."
Why would she admit that she has a wig?